Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity
In many ways video games and heavy metal go hand in hand, at least when their digits aren’t occupied with a multiplayer match and/or mind-melting guitar solo. A huge number of games revel in the savagery metal is known for, letting you eviscerate armies of enemies just as soundly as fierce riffs eviscerate mortal souls. Games like Manhunt, Dead Space, and Postal are all examples of carnage, violence, and destruction, so they're totally metal, right?
Well… not really, actually. While brutality is the lifeblood of heavy metal, a game without a defiant soul and gloriously overblown theatrics is like a lead singer without long, raven-black locks. To be truly metal takes passion, nerve, a black hole of rage deep in the soul, and an incoherent roaring voice that can clear the stratosphere. But most of all it needs that indescribable spark, and when you look at it you just know that's metal as hell. That's a much taller order, and few games can live up to it, but I've combed the internet and found the most metal gamesever for your raging pleasure. Go forth, metalheads.
1. Doom
Hellish imagery is easily one of metal's favorite touchstones. Not only does Doom fit that theme perfectly, but it even gets the look down perfectly. Seriously, just look at that cover art.
Playing out like an Iron Maiden concept album, Doom centers on a nameless space marine as he thrusts himself into glorious, blood-soaked battle with hordes of demonic aliens, only to discover they're actually demons from the pits of hell and he must descend into the underworld to battle for the fate of humankind. And in case you aren't convinced the devs did all that intentionally, the game's soundtrack is the most metal thing you'll hear that side of MS-DOS.
I know what you're thinking: sure, robots can be metal as hell, but unicorns and their little dolphin friends? In a flash game about living in harmony, harmony oh love? But I'm talking about the Heavy Metal edition that's so goddamn metal you'll forgive its flash/mobile game status through tears of joy and blood. I mean, probably.
Taking the endless-runner premise from the original game, the Heavy Metal version turns its unicorn into a fire-maned hell beast fit to bear one of the horsemen of the apocalypse, racing across the gruesome piled skeletons of giant monsters. You'll spend the race collecting demon bats and shattering deadly pentagrams blocking your path, all while an intense power ballad. rages in the background. The most brutal flash game in existence? It's in the running.
3. Kiss: Psycho Circus: The Nightmare Child
If all of this unlicensed bullshit is beneath you and you won't touch anything that isn't personally endorsed by a real band, you're gonna love this game (and a certain brand of cherry soda). Based on the Kiss: Psycho Circus comic book series, the brutally over-punctuated Kiss: Psycho Circus: The Nightmare Child follows a KISS tribute band as they make their way through various realms collecting weapons and armor so they may attain their ultimate godly forms: the actual members of KISS.
To accomplish that, the rockstars-to-be explore various barren 3D locales ala Half-Life and easily defeating enemies, which fall apart like water balloons full of apple sauce when you take a swing at them. Fight hard enough, and you too may one day become Gene Sim - I mean The Demon.
Like Doom, Shadows of the Damned portrays a heroic main character descending to the pits of hell to defeat an overwhelming evil. Unlike Doom, Shadows of the Damned is rife with black humor, sexy ladies, and so many dick jokes. After his girlfriend Paula is kidnapped by the Lord of Darkness, heavily tattooed demon hunter Garcia "Fucking" Hotspur and his motorcycle / badass gun / devilish sidekick Johnson pursue them to the depths of the underworld.
As our hero redecorates the Land of the Damned with demon innards, both Garcia and the Dark Lord escalate their testosterone-drenched posturing, with Garcia's choice of weaponry growing increasingly phallic until things get way out of hand. The whole thing is a machismo-fest set somewhere between a road movie and a Judas Priest record, with Garcia's angel waiting at the end. Well, an angel that goes demonic with rage in a thoroughly metal fashion. Hell yeah.
Can you really make a list of awesome metal games and not mention Brutal Legend? That's like forgetting to mention Led Zeppelin or Slayer, because theyweren't important or anything. A love letter to all things metal from the folks behind Psychonauts, Brutal Legend follows the adventures of Eddie Riggs (a roadie who is definitely not Jack Black) as he fights to save a land of living metal album covers with the help of a vicious battle ax and his trusty Flying V guitar.
The gothic scenery and huge genre-clashing battles sweat molten metal from every pore, and the game's soundtrack is full to bursting with over 100 songs from Ozzy Osborne to Motley Crue (with a little Dethklok tossed in there because why the hell not). Brutal Legend's the sort of silly and sincere homage that knows the genre perfectly - and too well not to poke a little fun.
I can hear your roars of rage for daring to suggest that a game full of J-Pop and suggestive lollipop licking could ever come close to being metal. Say that to Bayonetta's face though and she'd crush you under one hellish monster heel because she doesn't give a shit what you think she's so goddamn metal.
Like many games on this list, Bayonetta has a distinct motif about the struggle between Heaven and Hell, and a hero that will confront the powers of evil threatening to destroy the world - and even more metal, those powers of evil aregrotesque angels that would fit right in on a Slayer album cover. The way she kills them is no less brutal, using drawn out Climax moves to rip them apart in uncomfortably sexual torture devices while gothic metal plays in the background. And to top it off, with hair like that, can you imagine her headbanging skills?
7. God of War
God of War series needs no introduction, nevertheless, I'm going to introduce them here because I need to fill up space. The series follow the story of Kratos, a Spartan who kills his wife and children and sets on a mission assigned to him by the God of War in order to gain redemption and ease of heart. However, the very said mission results in a beef with Gods and he begins killing the gods. And this story goes on for a long time. But the series is famous for its gameplay, which is the perfection of a sort of tactical action which was introduced by Devil May Cry. You have cool weapons at your disposal and while completing platformer elements and puzzles you bring down the enemies with cool combos and special moves.
The series has had a lot of composers, but all the games in the series accompany awesome heavy metal songs for battles and similar situations. Kratos looks and feels like a Heavy Metal singer, tough, uncompromising, angry, and a true rebel. Kratos rebels against the whole system of existence, against the very condition of life. This is an extremely Heavy Metal mentality. Also, there is an EP called "The God of War: Blood & Metal" which is a heavy metal homage by various bands from the Roadrunner Records label, and features original music inspired by the God of War video game series. These bands include great names such as Opeth and Dream Theatre. One song - "Even Gods Cry" by band The Turtlenecks - was made into a music video.
God of War series needs no introduction, nevertheless, I'm going to introduce them here because I need to fill up space. The series follow the story of Kratos, a Spartan who kills his wife and children and sets on a mission assigned to him by the God of War in order to gain redemption and ease of heart. However, the very said mission results in a beef with Gods and he begins killing the gods. And this story goes on for a long time. But the series is famous for its gameplay, which is the perfection of a sort of tactical action which was introduced by Devil May Cry. You have cool weapons at your disposal and while completing platformer elements and puzzles you bring down the enemies with cool combos and special moves.
The series has had a lot of composers, but all the games in the series accompany awesome heavy metal songs for battles and similar situations. Kratos looks and feels like a Heavy Metal singer, tough, uncompromising, angry, and a true rebel. Kratos rebels against the whole system of existence, against the very condition of life. This is an extremely Heavy Metal mentality. Also, there is an EP called "The God of War: Blood & Metal" which is a heavy metal homage by various bands from the Roadrunner Records label, and features original music inspired by the God of War video game series. These bands include great names such as Opeth and Dream Theatre. One song - "Even Gods Cry" by band The Turtlenecks - was made into a music video.
When it comes to metal appeal, Splatterhouse has a little bit of everything. A damsel kidnapped by an evil scientist who plans to sacrifice her to the forces of darkness, a demonic mask that turns its wearer into into a hulking beast, and scenery just begging to be accented with gallons of blood and guts. Savage is a gentle word for all that.
Plus, the geeky protagonist has to make a thinly veiled deal with the devil (in a segment called, I shit you not, 'Satan's Masque') to get the mask in the first place. If you didn't mutter the world 'metal' at least once while reading that, I don't even know what else to say. Actually, I do: the music will blow your face off.
9. Mortal Kombat
Heavy metal and gore go hand in dismembered hand. There’s a subdivision of death metal dedicated solely to dreaming up the most disgusting lyrics and upsettingly graphic album covers. The masters of the art are Buffalo’s Cannibal Corpse, whose hits include Hammer Smashed Face and Entrails Ripped From A Virgin’s… you don’t want to know what.
Despite the crudeness of their visuals, the early Mortal Kombat games remain easily the goriest of all time. You just don’t get clubbed to death by your own leg, have your face chewed off, get your entire, intact skeleton pulled clean out of your skin or get sliced in two by a broad-brimmed hat anywhere else. Cannibal Corpse’s frontman, Corpsegrinder (Gregor to his mum), would no doubt approve.
Heavy metal and gore go hand in dismembered hand. There’s a subdivision of death metal dedicated solely to dreaming up the most disgusting lyrics and upsettingly graphic album covers. The masters of the art are Buffalo’s Cannibal Corpse, whose hits include Hammer Smashed Face and Entrails Ripped From A Virgin’s… you don’t want to know what.
Despite the crudeness of their visuals, the early Mortal Kombat games remain easily the goriest of all time. You just don’t get clubbed to death by your own leg, have your face chewed off, get your entire, intact skeleton pulled clean out of your skin or get sliced in two by a broad-brimmed hat anywhere else. Cannibal Corpse’s frontman, Corpsegrinder (Gregor to his mum), would no doubt approve.
Rock Band and Guitar Hero competed fiercely for the title of Best Game That Will Make You Think You Can Play An Instrument, and both tried to win ground with the metal crowd in 2009. But the humble Rock Band Metal Track Pack quickly fell to the blood-soaked darkness of Guitar Hero: Metallica.
Sporting 28 Metallica songs and 21 more favorites from the band, this isn't just a Metallica game, but a full-on, righteous Metallica experience. Get inside the metal heads of one of the world's greatest bands, feel the power of that music, attempt to imitate the Master of Puppets guitar solo with a rainbow of plastic buttons! After all, you cannot kill the battery! I mean, unless your controller's wireless.
So there you go, let me know which games I missed. Which games do you think should be included in the list?